My 16.5-month-old son has been a notoriously bad sleeper from the day we brought him home.
If you have noticed fewer posts from me in the past year, it is largely because every moment not spent feeding or rocking the boy is spent half comatose, watching bad reality TV or sitting on the couch drooling.
These babies from new shoe designer Coye Nokes arrived on my doorstep, smelling of new leather and sparkling like copper. Immediately, Alan wanted to hold them.
“Shoes! Shoes! Shoes!” he screamed. And at first, I was thrilled. Not only had the shoes inspired yet another new word in my boy, they were also keeping him from throwing a fit, which is usually what he does when I deign not to hold him for 3.5 seconds.
He cradled the shoes and scooted about the floor whispering “shhhh” into its shoe-ear. Odd, I thought, but figured he would eventually let me try them on.
What I did not count on was the way this pretty little flat would change our lives. After cradling his new friend most of the day, Alan insisted the shoe sleep with him as well. When we put him down for the night, he asked for his “ishy (blankie) and shooooe!” And so we complied. Guess who slept through the night?
In the morning we rushed into his room to make sure he was still breathing and there he was, curled around his copper friend as though it were a stuffed toy and not a cold leather piece of footwear.
Since that night, my boy has slept 8 p.m. to 7 a.m. every night. Now, I am not completely crediting the shoes. They happened to arrive the same day we were making some other changes–putting him in his own room, ceasing night nursing. To me, though, it was all the shoes.
Okay, so yes, they are beautiful and comfortable and can transition from playdate to date night with the hubs with ease, but these shoes are so much more than that.
Anyone with kids, particularly ill-tempered sleepless ones, I urge you to try these before you hire the $200-an-hour sleep consultant. It will be $400 well spent and you will have a little something to sport on your feet that can help show off your bagless eyes.